Findings:

• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• But I Like You
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• War is hell but men like it
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Hot pursuit
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
• Paranoid Android
• Marvin the Paranoid Android 2 (user)
• angry android (user)
• Bartertown (collaboration)
• Paranoid Android as a critique of western society
• paranoid android (user)
• The Precession of Simulacra in Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
• Android Lust
• androids hate phonies
• Android Hell is a real place
• brother android
• The Android
• Do Androids Sleep With Electric Sheep?
• The Android At The Edge Of The Bar.
• The Android In Janet Blue's Apartment.
• A Gift For The Android
• But who codes the coders?
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• silent but deadly
• equal but opposite
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me

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