Findings:
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Eye contact at a distance
- When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
- the other side of randomness is, occasional miracles happen
- When writers use Latin
- You're never around when I need you
- When you're alone
- The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
- When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
- Making life from simple household chemicals
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Making something other than amends
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- I'll explain it when you're older
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- What happens when we die?
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When You're Evil
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- Making a decision about a life
- Stoned music memories
- Your life's master plan
- Love Is Not Constantly Wondering If You Are Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life
- in her other life
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- End of Life Plan
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- When Life Agrees With Us
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
- One learns the most when teaching others
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- When you're home alone
- When you're dead, you're dead
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- What happens if you're too nice?
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Sing when you're winning
- You're pretty when you cry
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Only when you're older
- You know you're blacked out when...
- Swing when you're winning
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- When life gives you lemons
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- Life is easiest when living on the lawn
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- When life changes forever
- Beau Woes and Other Problems of Modern Life
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When life gives you shit
- When life gives you demons...
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Stories of Your Life and Others
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- My Other Life
- Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- I love it when a plan comes together
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- The Spirit had other plans
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- You know you're a geek when...
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- Time flies when you're having fun
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- What happens when a Pope dies
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
- This is When it Happens
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- You know you're in the SCA when
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- cliches happen
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Accidents Never Happen
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