Findings:
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How fast can blind people read?
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to read Japanese characters in E2
- How do ya like them apples?
- How to read binary-coded ASCII
- How much for the little girl?
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Indigenous people don't exist
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- How to Read Donald Duck
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How People Became People
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Chipirones en su tinta
- How much is a pint of milk?
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- I smile just because you exist
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How people avoid buying drinks
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- How to read poetry out loud
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How To Keep Your Hose Kink Free
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- How Much for just the Planet?
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- How Sprint fires people
- Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
- Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- people who don't exist
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- How much information is there in the World?
- Salary of the President of the United States
- How much money do you make?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How to read to a child
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- Read, Sweet, How Others Strove
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How to keep a secret
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- How do you write like that?
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- How to save money and help the earth too
- How to Keep Playing Music In College
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How to read a federal civil rights complaint
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- How much firewood equals an atomic bomb?
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- How to kiss like a ninja
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I Keep Forgetting
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Reading a string in C
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Not reading a string in C
- How much pain did you cause?
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Sounding like a child
- Keeping your sugar daddy
- she does not know how much I need this
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- How to "Have People"
- How to read Tarot Cards
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- How to read "puzzlelink"
- How to Read an Aviation Classified Advertisement
- How to keep salvia legal
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How to herd people in public
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
- How Much Is that Doggie in the Window?
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- Eyeglass prescription
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How to read the box score of a hockey game
- How to Irritate People
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
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