Findings:
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- How fast can blind people read?
- I Keep Forgetting
- How Much Is that Doggie in the Window?
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- How to read "puzzlelink"
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to save money and help the earth too
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
- Not reading a string in C
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- How much firewood equals an atomic bomb?
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How Much for just the Planet?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Chipirones en su tinta
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- How to read Japanese characters in E2
- I smile just because you exist
- How do you write like that?
- How to read Tarot Cards
- How to keep salvia legal
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- How To Keep Your Hose Kink Free
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- How People Became People
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How much pain did you cause?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- Reading a string in C
- people who don't exist
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- Sounding like a child
- How to Read Donald Duck
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- How to herd people in public
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
- How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How to Keep Playing Music In College
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- How to kiss like a ninja
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- How to read binary-coded ASCII
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- Eyeglass prescription
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- How much for the little girl?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- How much money do you make?
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- How do ya like them apples?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How much information is there in the World?
- How much is a pint of milk?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- calculating how much money you are making while pooping
- Salary of the President of the United States
- How can people listen to that crap?
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Keeping your sugar daddy
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How to read to a child
- Read, Sweet, How Others Strove
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- she does not know how much I need this
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to keep a secret
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How people avoid buying drinks
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- How to read the box score of a hockey game
- How to Read an Aviation Classified Advertisement
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to "Have People"
- There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
- How Sprint fires people
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How to read a federal civil rights complaint
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
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