Findings:
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Advice my father gave me before I left for college
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Jar of jam you gave me
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- i just want to know who i am
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- Something to remember me by
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- let me be your first upvote
- My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Just call me fluffy
- She Gave Sweet Love To Me
- Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Just Me (user)
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- I'm Just Me (user)
- A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- What Playboy taught me just now
- people who need people are just people who need people
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I was a homeless bum
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- The first time I knew I was different
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
- The Woman Who Gave Birth to Rabbits
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- I remember seeing you for the first time
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- That's Just How He Was
- it's still just me in here
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- May those who are born after me
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- When You Said, "Remember Me"
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Who Came First
- Cain was the first technologist
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Adam really was the first man
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
- If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- The First Lie Besovi Told Me
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- My grandmother gave me
- You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Monkey Gave Me a High Five
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
- You Gave Your Love To Me Softly
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- The day he gave me a lift
- the african violet you gave me
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- She just looks at me
- just hold me, and let me weep
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- People just expect things from me
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- The demon was just under three feet tall
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Just Let Me Breathe
- It was just a crush
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
- it's just me (user)
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- Who made the first bread?
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- Who's on first?
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