Findings:
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Just because it happened to you
- I have not yet begun to fight
- equality doesn't mean we're all the same
- What the IRS doesn't need to know
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- What "I love you" doesn't mean
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Chipirones en su tinta
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Fighting homelessness
- I smile just because you exist
- my religion doesn't have a name
- How Eulenspiegel made the chickens fight over bait
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Sex with a chicken
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- When you know things are just meant to be
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- because it wasn't just the air
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Sex in a small car
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I married him because he was not mean
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Scotty Doesn't Know
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
- Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
- How to Fight a Zombie Uprising
- I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
- How to fight Globalization
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Fight Clubs I have known
- Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- How the mighty have fallen
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How we have grown apart
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Art has an actual purpose
- just to have some human contact
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- For God's sake, just have another election
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- How to have an epileptic fit
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to "Have People"
- You, standing
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- because I have given up any care
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- Close doesn't mean minimize
- Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- just because
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- International doesn't mean foreign
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- How to fight and kick ass
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to Fight Loneliness
- C++: how the parser and the lexer fight over templates
- Fascism: What it is and how to fight it
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- Stopping a dog fight
- How to win a knife fight
- How to Fight Sadness
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- How to fight the DMCA
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I know I have been dreaming
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
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