Findings:
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- That would be me
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- You mean the me that you would be
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- That Would Be Enough
- OBAFGKM
- Information wants to be free
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Mind without body
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Free to Be, You and Me
- let me be your first upvote
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I never thought it would be like this
- it would be hilarious if only
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- If your wish be to close me
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- If you would be seated
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- They knew what our pain would be.
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- A whimper would be fine
- That I Would Be Good
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- marry me and you'll be safe
- what would it take to be serene again?
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- If you would be so kind
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- You've got to be kidding me
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- The best kind of bartender
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
- Be gentle with me
- Where would America be without Canada?
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- The Man Who Would Be King
- far be it from me
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Just to see what it would be like
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Information wants to be deleted
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Look siad me Be like me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- Let me be your fantasy
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- His retribution is likely to be epic
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Information wants to be paid
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Much like what music wants to be
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
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