Findings:
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- That's Just How He Was
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How could you ever have enough?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
- How to become a minister for free
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How the mighty have fallen
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How do you become a geek?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to become a rock star
- How to become a better anorexic
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- How to Become a Fruitarian
- How to Become a Fruitarian 2
- How to Become a Fruitarian 3
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
- How a Pope is chosen
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to become Japanese
- Have you ever made a just man?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How a bill becomes a law in the United States
- How to become mayor of an English town
- How to become a real ghostbuster
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- How a bill becomes a law in Israel
- How to have an epileptic fit
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- how many lines of code have you written?
- I have become furniture in your life
- How to Become a Hacker
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to have an out of body experience
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- How To Become a Mighty Pirate
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How a bill becomes a law in the Westminster System
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How to have lesbian sex
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- How we could still have a President Trump
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How To Become A Virgin
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How to become a competitive gamer
- No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
- how to become a better
- How to become a bitter anorexic
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- How does fifteen become seventeen?
- Sex with a chicken
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- For God's sake, just have another election
- How we have grown apart
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- just to have some human contact
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- How I did not become a super-hero
- How (Not) To Write Erotica - 10 Easy Tips to Become the World's Best Amateur Porn Writer
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
- I have become redundant
- Sex in a small car
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to become a person who eats vegetables
- You, standing
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- How to "Have People"
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I have just been shot
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- We have become superfluous
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- how does quiet become a mirror?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- how you spend your time is what you become
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- How do I become a Mason?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- How long have you known?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I have glimpses that are novels
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