Findings:
- Know your pets
- When you kill people they die
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- They killed our Lord
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Guns kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- the signal was killed
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Ground rush
- We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
- The other people who hate war
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- play dumb
- Flaunting your sexuality
- It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Capitalize, please
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- People who carp about their jobs
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- ghost-king of our people
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Things people put up their butts
- 'Twas people! People soiled our green!
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- It was beauty killed the beast.
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- cat haters
- Dead links in writeups
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- People want what they cannot have
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- People's War, People's Army
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Things you give people that they keep
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- What They Did To the Desert People
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- People don't flail when they die
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- telling people what they don't need to know
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- people's war
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Kill
- Kill Yourself
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Kill the Poor
- kill -9
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- A little child could never kill this clean
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- I think I killed it
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Someone please kill me
- Kill 'em All
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- I killed a pigeon
- Kill a rap
- I kill microbes for a living
- Kill Yr Idols
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- spermicide kills
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- The Man He Killed
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- kill -9 dueling
- To Kill a Dead Man
- A Time to Kill
- Accidental death odds
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- This machine kills fascists
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Camp Kill Yourself
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- I would kill my mother
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Meat Kills
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- Kill My Landlord
- Kill City
- One Case One Kill
- Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- spawn kill
- tether kill switch
- kill him dead; don't call me
- curiosity killed the cat
- How we killed Borges
- This Computer Kills
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