Findings:
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- OBAFGKM
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- Helping people cheat
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Kiss the Girl
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I'd elope if I were you
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- You're not the boss of me
- why am i me, and you're you?
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- Dreamed I Kissed a Blonde Girl
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- You're like a brother to me
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- if kisses were horses
- kiss me quick
- two girls and a guy
- The stranger who hates me
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- If you really loved me
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- Girl All The Bad Guys Want
- You're such a pretty girl
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- I'm glad you're here.
- The girl is a doctor, and the guy is an engineer. Neither is equipped to mend broken hearts.
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Jenny Kissed Me
- Kiss Me Deadly
- Punish me with kisses
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- Kiss me once and never again
- Kiss Me Baby
- Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- If you're hungry, blame me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Slay Me With Kisses
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- when you're ready to touch me again
- You were always so good to me
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
- youre losing me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Why guys fancy younger girls
- Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- The Girls Guide to Getting Guys: The Double-Edged Sword
- The Girl Was a Guy
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I Kissed a Girl
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- Smile at guys, for me
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Things guys think girls should know
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- He Hate Me
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- Two Guys and a Girl
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- let me hate for you
- Kiss Me
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Kiss Me, Kate
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- Kiss Me, Judas
- Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
- Kiss Me, Stupid
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
- Kiss Me Quick and Pork Pie Hat
- Kiss Me Good-Bye
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Marvel Girl
- Girl Talk
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