Findings:
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- he would have cried
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- What pornos would have us believe
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- when all the white horses have broken free
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Using a command line
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Black Horse Chinese New Year
- Names I have acquired over the years
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- a ship's construct would never understand
- I never thought I would node this
- If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- I have spent all night paging you
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- I would like to have emotions
- You stole what they would have given you
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- he would have laughed
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- It's never the horse's fault
- This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- I have never
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Something I Can Never Have
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- you would have been
- I have never felt more alive
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Questions we will never have answers to
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- you have never been safe
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Bernie would have won
- I Have Never Known a World
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I've spent too much time leading horses to water
- Books I have bought for next year
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- in my own ocean the tide would never rise
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- I never thought it would be like this
- Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
- Bright College Years
- college radio
- Providence College
- Calvin College
- Dartmouth College
- college loan
- Selwyn College, Cambridge
- Pennsylvania College of Technology
- Bessard v. California Community Colleges
- State College
- College staple foods
- Graceland College
- Boston College
- Bard College
- Dropping out of college is scary
- The College of New Jersey
- College liberal
- Mount St. Clare College
- College of St. Rose
- The Year of the Linux Desktop
- Public liberal arts college
- Kenyon College
- National Junior College
- Hate crime hoaxes in American colleges
- Grinnell College
- I am now a college graduate
- Chicken & rice for inept college students
- New College
- College a cappella
- College Guy Casserole
- Clown College
- Ithaca College
- Text of Commencement Address at Bard College, May 25th, 1996
- Brothers College
- Most Wired Colleges
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