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• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• iDo: Planning Your Wedding with Nothing But 'Net
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• People I would've voted for
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• all net, nothing but territory
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• It's so crazy it just might work
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Nowhere to go but down
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• and but so
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• one thing just tears him down
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Just So Stories
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Her hair, tangled
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• just so
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• just so much slavery (user)
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• nothing but net
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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