Findings:

• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• You shine in the eyes of lovers we complicate, accidentally, lending our own critiques and eyebrows to time
• A step out of time
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• Keep your eyes on your own paper
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• And in time all this will pass
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• It's time to take the penny out of circulation
• time out
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The Wheel of Time has collapsed under the weight of its own bloated corpse
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Time will tell
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I don't have the time
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I will trust you my mission while the sun nestled in the mountains on the horizon and yawned; creating a magical sunrise before our untrained eyes
• The end will be a sellout
• I dropped out of school to smoke pot full time
• before my own eyes
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• time stretches out like frayed rope
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• One of 'em will lie and the other one'll swear to it
• more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Time Cube proves true, Gene Ray wins Nobel Prize for physics
• This Time Will Pass
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Don't Go Out the Door
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Grow right out of your own body
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• How to find out your own IP address
• The lantern will stay bright under my watchful eyes. This is what we must attend to.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't own a microwave
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• The Shadow Out of Time
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• him will I blot out of my book
• My own personal time capsule of lives
• Day Out of Time
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Hot pursuit
• geniuses in our own time
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Swear on all that I know and love, I will love you and all your broken fragments
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• we will replace the stars with machines of our own creation
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Time will pass. Will you?
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• There will be time
• History of His Own Time
• Running Out Of Time
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Don't go out without a coat
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• Your Eyes Will Taste Of The Flowers
• Eye gouges
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• Out of Time
• My own two eyes
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• Time Out Film Guide
• to drive out the clinging, to give it time to soak
• Hollowing out your own volcano base
• A World Out of Time
• Time Out of Joint
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.

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