Findings:
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- What I want to be when I grow up
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- What pornos would have us believe
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Stoned music memories
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
- The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
- Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- because I have given up any care
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Things To Do Every Single Day
- Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
- You, standing
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I want to have known
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- when the sky breaks, and the raw power of the universe roars in every direction
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Walking along the street where I grew up
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- to see every object when it began
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- When I have female children
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Why I want to have children
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- People want what they cannot have
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Flags and flag etiquette
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
- You don't have to remember my name
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Polish political parties
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- ban every new user (user)
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- When living we have need of Death
- I have made up a name for my disease
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Time cares for us not, though it carries us the path entire.
- Flag burning
- You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- For Every Day, I Wake Up.
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- I remember nothing. Every last detail
- this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- People have fucked up before
- I have always been burning
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I want to have your abortion
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- burning every detail into my fingertips
- you would have been
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- I would like to have emotions
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- The smell of burning wires every astronaut fears
- You stole what they would have given you
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