Findings:
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- you would have been
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I would like to have emotions
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- i have been burning for so long
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- If you would be so kind
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Advice I have been given about girls
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- he would have laughed
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- You stole what they would have given you
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- What pornos would have us believe
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- he would have cried
- Bernie would have won
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- you have to be close to catch it
- That I Would Be Good
- The Man Who Would Be King
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- you have to be kidding
- Mind without body
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- That would be me
- Just to see what it would be like
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- When you know things are just meant to be
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- If you would be seated
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- That Would Be Enough
- A whimper would be fine
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- what would it take to be serene again?
- painting stars that have come to be
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- eternity would be boring
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I never thought it would be like this
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
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