Findings:
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- no ideas but in things
- I have no idea!! (user)
- I have no money and I must pay
- I have no browser and I must node!
- No, but I'll have a beer
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- I have no output and I must scream
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Where the streets have no name
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- There is no god but God
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- We had no bait but our tongues
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I have no faith in your God
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- They must have faces
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Tanks But No Tanks
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I must have three heads
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Close, but no cigar
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- There is no dream but this.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I have no complaint
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I have no hair
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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