Findings:
- I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- There ain't no black in the Union Jack
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- Jack and Coke
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Cactus Jack
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- Springheeled Jack
- Jack Casady
- Jack Ryan
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Jack Acid (user)
- you ain't seen me.. right?
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- Jack Kevorkian
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Two out of three ain't bad
- Captain Jack
- jackbooted thug
- Jack the Bear
- Ain't nothing but a thing
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- Ain't nobody here but us chickens
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- Ain't We Got Fun?
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- Jack in the Box
- data jack
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Jack Tramiel
- The Jack Benny Program
- I ain't gotta tell you, it's right in front of your eyes
- Jack Benny
- Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
- Yukon Jack
- Jack London
- Jack DeJohnette
- Jack Lemmon
- Jack O' Lantern
- Jack Maggs
- Apple Jacks
- I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
- Ain't nothing going on but the rent
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- ain't nothin' but a family thing
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
- HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- Bitches Ain't Shit
- ...and I ain't got nothing to say...
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- Still cookin' for two. Got leftovers.
- Jack Ketch
- Jack Nicholson
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- We Ain't Got All Night
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Jack Sheldon
- Jack Bruce
- pepper jack
- The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
- Sourdough Jack
- Wolfman Jack
- Jack Klugman
- Black Jack
- cider jack
- Jack Skellington
- Jack Lambert
- Jack Ruby
- Jack Frost
- He's Jack
- Jack Gets Up
- jack cheese
- Tracey Jacks
- Jack Chick
- Jack Dempsey
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- An army of slippers but only two feet
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- we lost a million men but we got a million more
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- I got your back but you're best to watch your front
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- old chestnut: all but two
- answer: all but two
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- The Town Where No One Got Off
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- Jack Kerouac
- I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
- Jack L. Chalker
- Jack Salem
- Little Jack Horner
- You Don't Know Jack
- Jack
- Jack of All Trades
- We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- Jack Vance
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Jack McKinney
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Jack Teagarden
- Jack Sams
- Jack the Ripper
- Jack Kirby
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
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