Findings:
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- I've earned my hate, earned it!
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I feel like I'm being watched
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm not sure
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I Feel I've Melted
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Charmed, I'm sure
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
- Being a dickhead
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
- and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- well im sure (user)
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- butt naked
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- make sure you have enough room to flap your flappers
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
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