Findings:
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You don't have any real problems
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Stoned music memories
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Cats don't have brakes
- A reason to drink
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- emotions others don't get to see
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- because I have given up any care
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- you don't have to do this
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a television set
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- So you don't have to
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- You don't have to remember my name
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- No, I don't have channel 11
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I don't have the time
- The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- A Jared by any other name
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
- alternative OS
- Four finger salute
- alternative therapy
- AlterNative (user)
- Alternative school
- Alternative Vote
- Fredholm alternative theorem
- A mathematical anecdote from an alternative timeline
- Augmentative and alternative communication
- Alternative PHP Cache
- alternative transcript
- Radiostorm: Alternative
- any key
- any
- Unsafe At Any Speed
- Press any key to continue
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