Findings:
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The game where you get to shoot people on TV
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- People Get Ready
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Using a command line
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- People who use Windows
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- People who died laughing
- Rednecks hating Canada
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
- Democracy isn't broken; the people are sick. Capitalism isn't broken; the people are sick.
- No One Gets Left Behind
- One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- cat haters
- "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- (Listen to the) Flower People
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- people who don't exist
- People who are not anarchists
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Let's get just one thing straight
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- Who gets to decide?
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Know your pets
- Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
- Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- Half-sour pickle
- people person
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- Taking things at surface value
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- The bored who complain
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Why people who jog live longer
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Type A blood
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Two people who are not touching
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- The other people who hate war
- Get one's goat
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- people who wear camo
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I always wanted to get married one day
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- Life. Get one. (user)
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- No one gets out of this life alive
- The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
- They Say It Gets Easier
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Love isn't about fixing people
- The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
- Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- A Man of the People
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- Tango for One Legged People
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Famous people with only one testicle
- Dead links in writeups
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
- play dumb
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- The rules of pool are not selective
- People who don't smoke will never die
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- Capitalize, please
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Man will even get used to the gallows
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