Findings:
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- you can't break even
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- we can't all be rock stars
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Beggars can't be choosers
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- Can't change me
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- How not to faint when you can't move
- Sounds That Can't Be Made
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Can't Buy Me Love
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- Can't we all just be friends?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Can't you hear me knocking
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- Where you can't find me
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Why Can't This Be Love
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Let me be your fantasy
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- How the Nome King Became Angry
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- How the Queens held angry converse together at the Bathing
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- marry me and you'll be safe
- How to be a lardass
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to deal with angry customers
- How to Be Alone
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to be a street musician
- Hot pursuit
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- How to be a badass
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How to be a good customer
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How to be a geek
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How To Be Funny
- Starving in the greenhouse
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How to be a terrible customer
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- How to be a good evil villain
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
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