Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Afraid
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm sorry
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• So. Central Rain
• Being a dickhead
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• this is how i'm going to die.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm so sorry
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm Not Sorry
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Im Elvis (user)
• Khaled Islambouli
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm not very cool
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I'm not sure
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm with the band
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm tired
• I'm not drinking any more
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm Glad
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• IM
• I'm
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• imm
• I'm Losing You
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Damn, I'm good.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Hands off, I'm special
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Im-
• I walk around when I'm high

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