Findings:
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Bastard Operator from Hell
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
- nice guy complex
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- I was a nice guy once
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- The weather is moving the wrong way today.
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- Today I'm glad I work in a diner
- Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
- I'm From New Jersey
- Nice guys finish last
- nice guy
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- Nice guys are good in bed
- Nice Guy Eddie
- New Learnings from the Pre-Industrial Ways of the Elves
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
- Yes! I am a long way from home.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- nice from a distance
- i'm flying from a fire
- Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- the way fish heads run from rain
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- just a nice guy (user)
- Mr. Nice Guy
- I'm the Bad Guy
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- On losers, achievers and nice guys
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- mr nice guy (user)
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- nice ways to fill the void
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- the nice guy (user)
- nice guy (user)
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- rat bastard
- High Ping Bastard
- The Bastard Theory
- bastard sword
- Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
- That yellow bastard
- The Two Lying Bastards Show
- Fat Bastard Chardonnay
- Utter Bastard
- a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
- Dreamy bastard
- Op:l Bastards
- One smelting bastard
- Bastard Son of Tommy Cooper
- tokyo bastard (user)
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Bastard Pool
- Low Ping Bastard
- Bastard Digital Laser Disc
- Spherical bastards
- Rational Bastard (user)
- Bastard!!
- William the Bastard
- Bastard search
- The bastard on the couch
- No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
- Furry Bastard (user)
- Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
- Voltaire's Bastards
- Old ye bastard (user)
- Hobbes's Bastard (user)
- Dirty Old Bastard
- Pownoll Bastard Pellew, 2nd Viscount Exmouth
- Saint Bastard
- Way out in the grey zone of the Ulam Spiral
- You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
- Beautiful Bastard
- Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue
- Equal-Opportunity Bastard, Debrouillard, and Provocateur
- An open letter to Tesla drivers and their electric car kin
- Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
- Plan 9 from Outer Space
- 3rd Rock from the Sun
- You're not from around here, are you?
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- You can't get there from here
- from
- The Cat from Outer Space
- Theme from Shaft
- Redo from start
- Argument from Evil
- Notes from the Underground
- from scratch
- Argument from Non-Belief
- Polaroids from the Dead
- Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
- Good from far, but far from good
- From the Earth to the Moon
- Argument from Design
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon
- Drinking from the water hose
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Escape From New York
- Escape from L.A.
- Zev
- Steady Sounds from the Underground
- The view from my room
- The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
- Melodies from Mars
- Snapple Sun
- From Hell
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- Escape From Staten Island
- Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
- From Ritual to Romance
- strictly from hunger
- Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
- What I want from life
- From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
- From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
- From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
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