Findings:

• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I know more when I'm alone
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• I didn't know what to say
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I Didn't Know
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Didn't you know?
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I didn't want to know that
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm going to the moon
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• There's Something Going On
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I know what I'm talking about
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I know something
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I know something about love
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm Going Home
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• this is how i'm going to die.
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• How to know if something is worth doing
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• I didn't change anything!
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• The Going
• Going out with a bang
• Where's Everything going?

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