Findings:
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- The Wild Colonials
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm going to the moon
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- Avoid getting screwed by contractors
- Surviving to avoid being alive
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- Accidental death odds
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- this is how i'm going to die.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm Going Home
- The Book of Going Forth by Day
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Going to school with large bags under your eyes
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Being a dickhead
- Being licked to death by kittens
- on being hit by lightning
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- I feel like I'm being watched
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Going by the script when talking to people
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I'm going to be a Dad
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm going to Disneyland
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Douche bag
- Avoid the Noid
- Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
- good reasons to avoid decapitation
- How to avoid photo radar tickets
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- Avoid missing ball for high score
- Avoid product placement in writeups
- Avoid generalization
- A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
- My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
- Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
- Ways people avoid confronting political reality
- How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
- How to avoid holodeck addiction
- Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
- Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
- Nixon Impeachment Articles
- Why security experts avoid implementing
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- Ejaculation and prostate cancer
- I try to avoid making things more dead
- How to avoid eviction
- She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
- We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
- Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
- Carry bag
- The Two Bags
- psychological punching bag
- paper bag
- milk in bags
- plastic bag
- Changing Bag
- Courier Bag
- brown bag foul
- old chestnut: N bags of coins
- answer: N bags of coins
- Pull out of the bag
- loot bag
- There's an alien in your bag
- Ziploc bag omelet
- chicken bag
- Bag of Bones
- anti-static bag
- Bag End
- Birds, Bags, Bears, and Buns
- bag of holding
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- Paper Bag Head Boy (user)
- head bag
- Bag Tag
- Plastic bags are liquids
- dime bag
- Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
- messenger bag
- Politzer bag
- bag lady
- Bag Balm
- Litter Bag
- static protection bag
- Kitten in a bag
- seat bag
- Bomb Bag
- Bag Lady (user)
- Bag of Crushed Child
- Buying Louis Vuitton bags
- Eugene's Trick Bag
- The Paper Bag Princess
- grow bag
- bean bag
- wet bag torture
- grocery bag
- Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
- There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
- money bags (user)
- Telescope bag
- Duffel bag
- He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
- paper bag (user)
- bum bag
- Bag of Floppy Dongs
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