Findings:
- So you don't have to
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I don't have the time
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I used to have so many dreams
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- A reason to drink
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I have lost many things, so many
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- You don't have to remember my name
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- I'm doing OK
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- I was doing so well.
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- you don't have to do this
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Don't stand so close to me
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Cats don't have brakes
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Stoned music memories
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Being a dickhead
- I don't have a television set
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You don't have any real problems
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't want to fall so easily
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