Findings:
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Old man who lived by the crick
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- by any means necessary
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- I don't need to be loved by you
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- National Day of Prayer Proclamation by the President of the United States of America, 2002
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- You're too young to be so old
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Days go by
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- A by the book technical support call
- I got hit by the pizza man
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- The Parable of the Old Man and the Young
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
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- avalyn by day (user)
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- No place I'd rather be
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Day by Day
- Stand by Your Man
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
- chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- call by result
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- A Jared by any other name
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- Call by value return
- Call by reference
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- Call now, operators are standing by.
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Call by name
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- Call by value
- Two old ladies by the bus stop
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- By day I praised you
- The Book of Going Forth by Day
- The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- The days gone by
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- call by call
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- The lost man by the wayside
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
- Anthology of Poetry by Young Americans
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- Call by need
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
- I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- An Old Man and Hot Chocolate
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- The Old Man Made Young Again
- I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- The man who refused to be King
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Be your own man
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Could man be drunk for ever
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- I will be your young sinner
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Got any ID please?
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
- Hot pursuit
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
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