Findings:
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He Was a Crook
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- All he left her was alone
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He gave her a daisy
- I married him because he was not mean
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He brings me books like flowers
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- "Shut up," he explained
- The day he gave me a lift
- he smokes like a cello plays
- he likes to watch you walk
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- At least he was gentle
- He was found
- To everyone's relief he's still alive and kicking
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He Was Only Joking
- some say he was never here at all
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- making certain he was touching her
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I like the way he reads poetry
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- That's Just How He Was
- he was a punk poet himself
- he's like someone living in a dream
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- He Looked Like the Summer
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- More than he was willing to give
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- He doesn't bite
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- He searches
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- As though a window gave upon the sylvan scene
- He never looked back
- Why I gave up on anarchy
- he held secret conversations with statues
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- He Who Is Death
- HES
- My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- he/she
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- s/he
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He's Gone
- hes (user)
- He's Jack
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He Is Born
- Li He
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Song of the Sorceress
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He never returned
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Even my faults he adores
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- Surely he would remember this
- So, he's leaving
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He says she says
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- mad he (user)
- He flops over and bonks his head
- What He Suffered
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