Findings:
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- I married him because he was not mean
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He Looked Like the Summer
- He Was Only Joking
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- it looks like rain
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- he/she
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
- Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
- The Internet is like crack, only worse
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
- Look! That x looks like Jesus!
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- This isn't what it looks like
- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- he's like someone living in a dream
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- He was found
- Never look like you're staring
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
- I don't like the looks of those teenagers
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- A body that looks like a battlefield
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- It looks like you are writing a letter
- I like the way he reads poetry
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- He just looks
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- making certain he was touching her
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- treat me like a woman
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- What did Jesus look like?
- More than he was willing to give
- He says she says
- Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
- Look siad me Be like me
- He and She
- What do theorems look like?
- He and she are one
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- If I was beautiful like you
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- she, he, and me
- he likes to watch you walk
- At least he was gentle
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- All he left her was alone
- he (or she)
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- he smokes like a cello plays
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
- some say he was never here at all
- He never looked back
- he was a punk poet himself
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- He brings me books like flowers
- That's Just How He Was
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
- Be a model or just look like one
- Urinating like a woman
- What Does Your Soul Look Like
- Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
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