Findings:
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- I can't operate this robot; he is my son
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- he doesn't talk
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He gave her a daisy
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He
- He Hate Me
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Song of the Sorceress
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- He's a good guy friend
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- He fled
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- Ancient Arrowhead
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- Even my faults he adores
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Li He
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- "Fill it in", he said.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He said, expecting the answer no
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He and She
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- He says the most beautiful things
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He Who Is Death
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- he held secret conversations with statues
- What He Suffered
- Can't talk. Coming down.
- s/he
- He's Jack
- He Is Born
- He never returned
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- great things he has taught us
- Yi he quan
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- he just died
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- The Man He Killed
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- He Hudas not pay
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- He who controls the past controls the future
- "Shut up," he explained
- H.E. Roscoe
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He (user)
- It's just the way that he walks
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- He died on a Sunday morning
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- At least he was gentle
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- Our God, He Is Alive
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He never looked back
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- HES
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- he who (user)
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- He's Gone
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- hes (user)
- he/she
- Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- Don't Go Out the Door
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- he'
- I like the way he reads poetry
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- He Knows Not Their Names
- he says
- Why won't he call?
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- So, he's leaving
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- More than he was willing to give
- Surely he would remember this
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- He and she are one
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- mad he (user)
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
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