Findings:
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- he would have laughed
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- he would have cried
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- He says she says
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- Bernie would have won
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- He Said, She Said
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If only men would listen!
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- He and She
- he/she
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- she, he, and me
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- he (or she)
- He's been places they have not.
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- At night, her eyes closed, she would
- you would have been
- What pornos would have us believe
- You stole what they would have given you
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I would like to have emotions
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- She Will Have Her Way
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Surely he would remember this
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He and she are one
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- You mean the me that you would be
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
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