The
evil enemy computer
hacker in the game
Impossible Mission for the
Commodore 64. He is working to break a primary
missile attack computer's launch codes and
authorities believe that he will succeed in exactly
six hours, at which point he will trigger a missile
attack that will
destroy the
world.
Professor Elvin Atombender, while
1337 h4x0r and
owner of several
nasty,
human-seeking
robots, is also
extremely
absent-minded and frequently forgets the
passwords for his
security computer. His
solution is to scatter them
haphazardly around the
house. If
Special Agent 4125 doesn't find these passwords, Elvin will definitely
succeed in his
evil plot.
Stats:Age:
62Race:
CaucasianHeight: 5'4"
Weight: 120 lbs.
Traits:
Avoids people,
hates animals, likes
M&M'sHistory:In school, Elvin was good at
math and hated sports. He spent all day on his
computer. In college, he became obsessed with the
computer game, "Giggling Penguin
Invaders From
Outer Space In The Vicinity Of
Ursa Minor," likely because he
hated penguins from
Ursa Minor. The game's
score counter went up to
one hundred billion, and Elvin wanted to
max that
fucker out. After playing for
several days without sleep, he had 99,
999,999,785
points. He took aim at last penguin he needed... and the
power went out. Elvin snapped.
He would repay the world for the injustice it had dealt him.Quotes:"Another
visitor! Stay a while... stay
forever!"
"Destroy him, my robots."