Findings:
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Don't mess with Texas
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- If you don't softlink it, I will
- Mechanical Mess
- Mess with
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- Slightly Geeky Mess
- how to make a mess
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- I tried to pull you into my head
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- triple chocolate mess
- Mess of pottage
- bloody mess
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
- Glorious Mess
- don't try to find words
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- Mills Mess
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
- A Pretty Mess By This One Band
- Mess up
- Mess beef
- The End of the Whole Mess
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- hot mess
- How Crow made a mess of a city bus
- I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- Mess with Texas
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Don't try this at home
- If we don't make words, words will make us
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- mess
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- Menstruation is not just a bloody mess
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Mills Mess Enlightenment
- a mess x (user)
- Mill's Mess
- This Beautiful Mess
- x a mess dying (user)
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Eton Mess
- mess hall
- Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
- sorry about the mess
- You're a beautiful mess
- If my heart's soaking wet, boy your boots can leave a mess
- Eton Mess ice cream
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- To really mess things up takes a machine
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- You will try.
- God Damn Robot, Episode I: The Phantom Mess
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- Pavlova Mess
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Kim Deal
- deal
- Let's Make a Deal
- The Deal
- Gaffed deal
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- McDonald's Deal Days
- What's the deal?
- IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
- What's the deal with all the cows in NYC?
- How to deal with banks
- Urinals and splatter
- Deal with the emotion behind conflict
- How to deal with the office nut-job
- There is no deal with the demon
- Last Fair Deal Gone Down
- Deal For Life
- Leverkühn's Deal With the Devil in Mann's Doctor Faustus
- How to deal with a smelly roommate
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to deal with conflict in relationships
- When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
- Common Heroes and how to deal with them
- Economic philosophies of the New Deal
- Impersonal recruiters
- How to deal with Religious Fanatics
- Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
- Dealing with foggy bathroom mirrors
- Elizabeth I's decision to deal with her financial problems
- How to deal with angry customers
- Deal or No Deal
- deal (user)
- It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
- Sometimes I deal with depression by baking bread
- My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 3: In which I deal with a big bird
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- don't care
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Contradictions don't exist
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
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