Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Shoo, you. I am over yr charm.
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- don't kill your clients
- I don't want to get over you
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Don't run over fire hose
- Why not just kill yourself?
- this is not over and I am not dead
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Don't Dream It's Over
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Khaled Islambouli
- kill him dead; don't call me
- don't cry over spilled milk
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- don't cry over spoiled milk
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Don't crash here - Crash over there
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
- don't repeat yourself
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Camp Kill Yourself
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- Kill Yourself
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- I Am
- am
- .am
- Luke, I am your father
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I think therefore I am
- I am not making this up
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- What am I, chopped liver?
- I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- strap yourself into the cornbread transformation matrix
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- I am well. And you?
- A.M. Klein
- In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
- I am not a geek
- I am pointing a gub at you
- 8:16 AM
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Why I am a Lucy Stoner
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- I am stretched on your grave
- I am not a mind reader
- AM radio
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- Who am I
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- I am not depressed
- I Am Startled Again And Again
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- I think, therefore I am that I am
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I am a feminist
- What I am not
- I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
- I am the cheese
- Flax seeds will save your life
- 2 AM Walmart run
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I am a little concerned about my state of mind
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- AM/PM
- I am not Batman
- I am a friend of a rape survivor
- How I am glutted with conceit of this!
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Here I am World
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I am a horrible driver
- I Am a Camera
- I am a confessional
- I am an American mutt
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I am not an attractive man
- I AM ANALOG
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
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