Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Call him funny robot related nicknames. He loves it. Or hates it. One of the two."

• The one he murdered once still loves him
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• this hate we could call love
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• One lump or two?
• Love it or hate it
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Cooking for One
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• Professionals HATE him!
• Why I love (and why many hate) minimal techno
• She Bit Him In Two
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• About two men called Harold Budd
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Love the one you don't need
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Jen, I really hate him
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Why I Hate Hockey: Part One
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• If any one imagines that this law is lax, let him keep its commandment one day.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• If No One Will Love Me
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• The fine line between love and hate
• I hate this god damn robot
• hate / love (user)
• Love and Hate
• He called me Sarah once
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• he calls me monster
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• you can't love him anymore.
• i love him (user)
• You always hurt the one you love
• loved one
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• To love and lose or not at all?
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• He Hate Me
• Two Minutes Hate
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• Hate Robot (user)
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Why won't he call?
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• he (or she)
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• A poem for when I loved him
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• No Colour Called Love
• She could not live with or without him
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• one thing just tears him down
• One Love
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Sometimes With One I Love
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
• losing loved ones
• Making lunch for a loved one
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Is it love or infatuation?
• one great love
• one true love
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• He loved Big Brother.
• he calls me girly (user)
• The one I will still call yours
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• Let's just call it love, and split the difference
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• call me garbage one more time
• (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
• funny one (user)
• is there no one who answers the call?
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• He called around 5:30
• The geometry of Love and Hate
• I Hate Trick or Treat
• Fog hates gags, or a theological discussion
• Love and hate are not opposites
• Hate the sin, love the sinner
• Love/Hate
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Love Is The New Hate
• On love and hate
• Songs of Love and Hate
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• Contributions to the Semantics of Hate and Love
• Somewhere between love and hate
• love/hate relationship
• Love against the backdrop of hate
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
• love is such a more sustainable energy to draw from than hate
• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I married him because he was not mean
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• He and she are one
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Love To Hate You
• kill him dead; don't call me
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Don't feel bad to call him black

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