Findings:

• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Asking random people for wisdom
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• but don't take my word for it
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• but you wanna be bad
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Things people put up their butts
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Nobody for me but you
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• No, but I'll have a beer
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me

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