Findings:
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Why should we be moral?
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Children should be seen and not heard
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- Food should not be luminous
- The Two Lying Bastards Show
- stupidity should be painful
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- It should not be this complicated
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Automobile tire pressure
- This node should be filled with bees!
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- This node should be filled with waka!
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Farmers' Market
- Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
- Should I be sorry?
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- I should be able to remember your face
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- AI should be our top priority.
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Chalant should be a word!
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- How Should A Person Be?
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- This node should be filled with renga!
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- Archived E2 FAQ: What should I node? (document)
- The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
- Why you should not be mean
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Should I be happy?
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- I should be running in the sunshine
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Things every child should be taught
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- What is and what should never be
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Should high school be mandatory?
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- why you should never be a referee
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Laundry should be free
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- If brackets be the food of E2, link on
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- titles should be approached laterally
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- You Should Be Sober
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- Bastard Operator from Hell
- Ol' Dirty Bastard
- A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry
- The Bastard Theory
- Arrogant Bastard Ale
- bastard pill
- Fat Bastard Chardonnay
- Utter Bastard
- a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
- Dreamy bastard
- Op:l Bastards
- Commie Bastard (user)
- Bastard Pop
- Low Ping Bastard
- Bastard Digital Laser Disc
- Spherical bastards
- Rational Bastard (user)
- Bastard!!
- William the Bastard
- Bastard search
- The bastard on the couch
- No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
- Furry Bastard (user)
- Voltaire's Bastards
- Old ye bastard (user)
- Hobbes's Bastard (user)
- The Gospel according to St. Bastard
- They Might Be Giants
- Be
- Information wants to be free
- Don't Be Afraid
- You will be assimilated
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- This statement cannot be proven
- Free to Be, You and Me
- to be
- The revolution will not be televised
- so be it
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- A book of gold thrown open
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
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