Findings:
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Children should be seen and not heard
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- TV can be a good thing
- I should be running in the sunshine
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- How To Be Good
- Why should we be moral?
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Should I be happy?
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Be an adult. Be false.
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- This node should be filled with bees!
- How to be a good customer
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Telling adult stories to non-adults
- Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- stupidity should be painful
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Farmers' Market
- like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Chalant should be a word!
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- How to be a good evil villain
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- There will be no more stories to read
- Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- I should be able to remember your face
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- YA protagonist, or: Where the hell is any responsible adult
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Food should not be luminous
- Sometimes it's hard to be good
- by any means necessary
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Exes can be good things
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- That I Would Be Good
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- What is and what should never be
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Names that should never be given to important files
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- Automobile tire pressure
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- No threat should be taken lightly
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- What it takes to be a good programmer
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- I was never any good at maths at school
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
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- Evil be thou my good
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- You Should Be Sober
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Too good to be true
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
- Should I be sorry?
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Children can be cruel
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- good reasons to be content
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Eat any good books lately?
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- You're too good to be human
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Things every child should be taught
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Laundry should be free
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- A Jared by any other name
- Gym equipment
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- why you should never be a referee
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- The Be Good Tanyas
- It should not be this complicated
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- AI should be our top priority.
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
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