Oh dear
Yurk Yurk you re not the only one who has found the
angel image on the
tp disturbing. I was in a
moral outrage when I saw that
God's heavenly beings were blasphemed in such a way as to have their picture cover a tissue meant for nothing more than
ass wiping.
sick
Before I began an angry letter and
boycott email I realized I had to dig deeper - more
research was required - so I took my
LadyPalm m100 (tm) down to my local market. Let me tell you I was
SHOCKED at what I found... Angels were the LEAST of the flagrant violations of
nature and human
decency. to wit:
The brands Northern, MD, Cottonelle and Charmine had children yes CHILDREN on their packaging. sickos
The brands 7th Generation and Best Yet had trees - FIR TREES on the covers - imagine using the Lord's Holy Christmas trees for bum cleansing! disgusting
Finally, Scott Tissue had no picture on the cover , but when I turned the package around I found this warning: To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this away from babies and small children. What??? let me tell you a thing or two, bub, if I cant keep the toilet paper on the TP hanger as Jesus himself intended where my children have access, I wont have it in my home. buncha blaspheming devil kissing sick perverts
So
Yurk Yurk, do as I do in my home; buy the
strongest,
softest, most
absorbent toilet paper you can find, then have your
maid take it right out of that
putrid and
evil packaging and individually wrap each roll with tissue paper.
amen