Findings:
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When I was young Time had no wings
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Yellow tells the story of time gone by
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Hot pursuit
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- He smiles but it's not real.
- and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- "A Story," by Everythingians
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Report of Investigation by the Special Committee of the Board of Directors of Hollinger International Inc.
- Stories by younger relations
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- Another True Story, from Gypsie
- but it's been promised to another
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- Sensei's recipes
- You've got another think coming
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Amidala Got Back
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- I got hit by the pizza man
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- how move files from damaged external drive to another drive
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Time flies but aeroplanes crash
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- but what's the moral of the story?
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I got your back but you're best to watch your front
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- As Time Goes By
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- Going by the script when talking to people
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
- 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- The Sadness of Onaesia
- When things are known by a brand name
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Butt's Twelve by Pies
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- We had no bait but our tongues
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- we lost a million men but we got a million more
- Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
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