Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "All cops are bastards because their entire job is now to enforce rules that they themselves do not have to obey"

• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Madmen have a world all their own
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Now you do what they told ya
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• the flags are all dead at the tops of their poles
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• I have spent all night paging you
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• What to do if all your friends are losers
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• all knots untie themselves in the end
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• all I do is kiss you though the bars of a rhyme
• when all the white horses have broken free
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• They All Laughed
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• On the Air Because They Care
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• And they all just stood and stared
• The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• All cats have nine tails
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• because I have given up any care
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• all living things must above all else have hope
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• We are all we have
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• They are all pretty but fading.
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All the fairies have gone
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• All I have left to lose
• I care because you do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Because I do not want to forget
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Because it all burns up
• Now Thank We All Our God
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• Where have all the poets gone?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• All I do is kiss you though the bars of Orion.
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• And All That Could Have Been
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• They think it's all over
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• All I do is kiss you through the stars of Orion.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• We sail all night because happiness is in the wind
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
• All I Need is a Job
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now

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