Findings:
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- God Save the Queen
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- To God Be the Glory
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- There will be no more stories to read
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- Your god might be evil....
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- might be burned in at this point
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Look, there's God
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- How To Think About God
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- Photography and religion
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- They Might Be Giants
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- You might be a moogle...
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- There is already a perfectly good word for this
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- When you think about smoking
- There is nothing left to cry about
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- There's more of gravy than of grave about you
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- God as a reductio ad absurdum
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- Be a problematic duck over there
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- General sexuality newsgroup
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- A short tall tale about The Queen of England
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
- There's something about cats... (category)
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Porn industry
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- So young and already God is fading
- did you add up all the cards left to play
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- we are already dead. this is all there is.
- Conventional views about human cloning
- Think About Mutation
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- There's something terribly romantic about addiction
- you had to be there
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Be a model or just look like one
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- all the cute guys will be there
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- I'm All You Can Think About
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- There is something about airports and bus terminals
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Libertarian views on age of consent laws
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- Think about you
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
- I think about my answer
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
- Don't think about it
- What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- One point five words about love
- This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Present in Absence
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
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