Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""You saved someone who was being held at knife point by Jane Austen! How many people can say that?""

• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• What was stolen by someone else
• The Man Who Loved Jane Austen
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• how many truths can you enumerate?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• She says kill. I say how many.
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• The bored who complain
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• How can people listen to that crap?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• How to say "beer" in several languages
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• How many special people change?
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• How fast can blind people read?
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• A Letter to Jane Austen
• How is the information in DNA modified by metabolism?
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• music to save the world by
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
• Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• How to calculate the heat produced by radioactive decay
• The entire point of being an adult
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• The day I realized what being alive was
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• You can judge a movie by its poster
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• Old man who lived by the crick
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• being a kid was great
• How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
• how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
• Personality is defined by other people
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• How's she goin', by
• Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
• The Who By Numbers
• Attacked by ninjas, you say?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• A circle is defined by three points
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• I can divide by zero
• Judging women by their books
• How to memorize things by pegging
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Going by the script when talking to people
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• How to get hit by a car
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• I am confused by many things...
• The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Being licked to death by kittens
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Saved By The Bell: The New Class
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• How Solemn as One by One
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• On Being the one who goes away
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• How to exchange two variables by using a third
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• Detecting an attacker's IP address hidden by backscatter
• I was raised by the French government
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs

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