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Fri Aug 11 2000 at 16:30:12 (8 years ago )

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The burnt hand oft returns to the fire

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You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?

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• Solaris
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• Public Enemy
• R. D. Laing
• Roseanne
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• William Goldman
• Amphiscii
• Crunk
• Egophony
• Unmorrised
• canned laughter
• Jennifer Jason Leigh
• Why I torched the crack house
• The node that tried too hard to be loved (thing)
• The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
• No, your isolated anecdote is NOT sufficient proof
• Sex with a chicken
• Hedwig and the Angry Inch
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• E2 Gatherings
• Report on the Dublin Everything Get-together
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• How to win arguments
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• Pleasures of the Flesh -- A tale told between blackouts
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Words of Advice for Young People
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• Nighthawks at the Diner
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Golden Trinkets
• The Last Broadcast
• My brother is dead
• Macco's Razor (idea)
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent (idea)
• The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Isaiah Berlin
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Ransom note love letter (idea)
• rk2001
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning. (idea)
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• I am a robot.
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Peeling labels from beer bottles as summer crawls to your door in the morning
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• Dissed by a five year-old
• Dissed by a five year-old (idea)
• White Pages Entries #0000000001
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Everything Professional Wrestling Noding Coalition of DOOM
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Don't touch your brain (idea)
• Findings:
• Is this poetry or crap? (idea)
• bad weather is like rape
• The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto
• Amstrad Action
• Mojacar
• E2 is unfriendly to New Order
• Noding speedometer
• Fractal Theory of Canada
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• The goat eyelid sex toy
• Honor Roll and you
• iceowl
• Super Knight Rider 3000: The Return of Michael Knight
• My rubber ducky is stalking me
• zhaus
• simple usergroup editor
• Also starring a telephone as "The Telephone"
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• e2humour
• Voting Oracle
• The Raven (The Edgar Allan Porn version)
• Your Nodeshells
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• How to destroy the Earth (essay)
• Standing on a mountaintop in northern Siberia under the rapidly descending bulk of asteroid McAlmont, with a calculating expression and a baseball bat
• Umberto Eco and the Bunnymen (thing)
• Why bert hid the moon (idea)
• Editor Log: July 2005
• Top 10 Reasons to Elect George W. Bush
• October 7, 2004 (person)
• My Little Pony The Movie
• For there is no rule without its exceptions; and hardly an age without its monsters
• Adam Spencer
• We dropped the globe, denting an already troubled Africa
• Roy Orbison in Clingfilm (idea)
• I will always be in the details
• Small pieces of divorce (idea)
• This whole business about saying hello and saying goodbye is tiresome.
• Random nodeshells
• When having sex in French (thing)
• What is Everything2, you? (idea)
• The bastard on the couch (idea)
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
• Prosenoder's Cup 2007
• I hate everything (idea)
• American Pariah
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them (idea)
• The London Blitz Murders
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?