EMPTY NODESHELL- somebody has already done it (node title, not a statement of its completion)

Economic Left/Right: -4.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.90

Straight from the mouth of babes;
Dimview> Donginger: tell me about Nadine 2
Donginger> Dimview: The God Of Boiling puts those bubbles into superheated water as a Californian does to me rooty.

Auduster: Nadine is MALE?
Auduster: I'm somewhat taken aback.

TheLady says; Why, Nadine, funny you should ask. It just so happens, you see, that women have evolved to be the weaker and less assertive sex, as is clearly indicated by teh fact that they lack projectile-shaped sexual organs. It's all to do with men being hunters and women gatherers, which is a lower-status occupation (scientific fact, not clutural interpretation, of course!) and are therefore attracted by teh colour red, and so Hazelnut's hair makes his dick an irresistible topic of conversation.......If you think about how our ancestors evolved on the savannah, it makes perfect sense you know.

Whisper in the yard, and turn the trees all into toys
lay there on the ground and turn the dirt into your joy
from what I see, and what I know, its all been boring lately
so I suggest we trade a question mark in for a maybe.
time your riddles right, and make a point that has no sense
make sure your smiling and that the moneys been well spent.


Innocence and ignorence, it all goes hand in hand
I'm not sure that I'm right, but I hope that you'll understand
I hope you're still searching, for the start that has no end
and all the plastic people have now become your friends.
Before you start to drift and your soul begins to scream
I just wanted to tell you you've been listening
To a dream..

Cool Man Eddie says Sweet! tentative just awarded you a Terrific Star, because I'm glad that I have you as a friend.