user since

Wed Oct 8 2003 at 10:28:47 (4.9 years ago )

last seen

Fri Aug 29 2008 at 00:34:46 (1.7 hours ago )

number of write-ups

65 - View Johnny's writeups (feed)

level / experience

4 (Scribe) / 5902

C!s spent

94

mission drive within everything

To hear the Whole of Harmonium

specialties

Back-alley phrenology

school/company

Queen Anne's Revenge

motto

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

most recent writeup

August 15, 2008

User Bookmarks:

• Permission Denied
• Welcome to Everything
• QED
• Rock Band
• Apotheosis
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift (idea)
• qua
• The future like a corpse in snow
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea)
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head!
• How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Coronal Mass Ejection
• r-p-o-p-h-e-s-s-a-g-r (idea)
• Ginnungagap
• The Custodian
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• Drawbacks of the use of elephants as assault weapons
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• whiskey tango foxtrot, over
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• Leonardo da Vinci Syndrome
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people (idea)
• Oh, hell yes
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• The All Your Eggs In One Basket recipe for imperial annihilation
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• mud wrestling smoke break
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Node Heaven Visitation
• 5am in the middle of a wasted summer
• Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition (idea)
• Manufacturing a CPU in your own home (Part 1)
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back (idea)
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• The terrible beauty of an industrial landscape at dawn
• Node Row
• We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death
• Frog blast the vent core!
• threpterophilia
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured (idea)
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In a network of lines that intersect
• That's not love, it's F major (idea)
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• boy meets girl, girl teases boy, boy looks for something to destroy (idea)
• Turkey City Lexicon: A Primer For Science Fiction Workshops
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup? (idea)
• IWhoSawTheFace
• sam512
• Welcome to role playing game
• Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien (idea)
• chatterlight
• JohnnyGoodyear
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now (idea)
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Let's just be friends (idea)
• Adven Turing
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Italian Easter Pie
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see (person)
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• Johnny
• Headlong into the irresistible orbit (idea)
• intestine conspiracies (thing)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• heady nights, radar ghosts and dead cosmonauts
• What do you say to Michael Crichton? (idea)
• How to kiss like a ninja (idea)
• Jophur
• sam513 (fiction)
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• RangyJoeyHondo
• I offer a toast to endings, and to forgetting
• How to Fight a Zombie Uprising
• BrevityQuest 2006
• Hyperactive Agency Detector (idea)
• Holding up a bank in Latin (idea)
• Examples of the inadequacy of the English Language (fiction)
• An electron named Ferocious
• The Big Idea
• We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death (fiction)
• Fifteen minutes 'til Kyrie (fiction)
• How to contribute to the Everything2 podcast (idea)
• Fioraorsola
• Gone in Sixty Seconds 2007 - A Theatre Quest
• Wheel of Surprise
• How to muffle cymbals (person)
• Node Tracker
• Making a movie in 48 hours
• SciFiQuest 2107
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry. (fiction)
• E2 Community Development Newsletter, Summer 2007
• E2 Secret Santa 2007
• We light candles on the day she died
• Editor Log: November 2007 (idea)
• My Achievements
• Coding For E2: A Primer
• the cake is a lie
• Buddhabot
• John Dies At The End
• Coding For E2: E2 Syntax (review)
• List of recorded anomalies in T-9000 operation (partial) (idea)
• Granny MacAdams, Bounty Hunter Extraordinaire