I'm 18 and lazy. I am, (un?) fortunately, a Citizen of the United States, aka "an American". Like (or unlike, I'm actually not that privy to the minds of my peers) most teenagers, I actually have an opinion on all the crap going on in the world today. So, ask me my opinion if you want to know.
I have, for parental units; one clinically insane biological mother, one father + really cool stepmom combo pack, and a bunch of my dad's friends who lecture me on life. It's often awkward, but they mean well.
My life is strange and exotic, and considering I live in the Bible Belt, that's an accomplishment. Oh, and I play D&D as well as a fish swims.