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Physical Properties:
Surface usually covered in painted film.
Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
Melts if given special treatment.
Bitter if incorrectly used.
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
Chemical Properties:
Has great affinity for
gold
,
silver
and a range of precious stones.
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
May
explode spontaneously
without prior warning and for no known reason.
Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in
alcohol
.
Most powerful
money reducing agent
known to man.
Common Uses:
Highly
ornamental
, especially in sports cars.
Can be a great aid to relaxation.
Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests:
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Hazards:
Highly dangerous
except in experienced hands.
Illegal
to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
Should you experience itching, burning or rash, discontinue use immediately and seek medical treatment.
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blow job
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Dana Scully
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person
Does this dress make me look fat?
Pamela Anderson
man
female
Atlas Shrugged
Masturbation
girlfriend
The X-Files
Spice Girls
adult