Findings:

• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Using a command line
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Questions I have had today
• I used to have a crush on you
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• We have had enough of your beige
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I used to have so many dreams
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• things you wouldn't have believed
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• Stoned music memories
• if you have had your midnights
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• because I have given up any care
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Best viewed with any browser
• any
• by any means necessary
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• On Any Sunday
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• Eat any good books lately?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• SciFiQuest 3017: The Frontier that Wouldn't End
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• No time of any kind
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Any wise and wintry thing
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• justify any of this (user)
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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