Findings:
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- You know you're a geek when...
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- when you're ready to touch me again
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- When You're Evil
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- When you're home alone
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- You're never around when I need you
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Only when you're older
- When you're alone
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Sing when you're winning
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Swing when you're winning
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- When you're dead, you're dead
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- You're pretty when you cry
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- you're so poetic tonight
- To the world you're just one person
- Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
- You're a diamond's wet dream
- huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Never look like you're staring
- This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- You're the One that I Want
- You're never far from the sound of an engine
- You're so come here go away
- Imagine you're not alone
- You're soaking in it
- You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
- You're too young to be so old
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- You're welcome
- You're a dick
- You're not alone
- If you're hungry, blame me
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Miss Jackson if you're nasty
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- You're to Make Young Gems
- You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
- You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- You're the wrong species
- Walk like you're a sex goddess
- Things men want when they're drunk
- As soon as you're born you start dying
- You're So Vain
- If you're happy and you know it click this node
- Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- This sentence is in English while you're not looking
- Australia You're Standing In It
- You're Under Arrest!
- So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- Ways to Say you're done
- You're In The Air
- You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
- Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
- Now You're Screwed
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- You're too good to be human
- I'm OK, You're OK
- You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- So you think you're on a roll?
- I hope you're fucking happy
- You're playing you, now
- It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
- Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
- Never whistle while you're pissing
- You think you're special
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- You're running Linux on what?
- you're afraid
- suddenly you're all i see
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- These aren't the droids you're looking for
- Baby, you're the greatest!
- The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
- You're not from around here, are you?
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- You're Only Old Once!
- You're not the boss of me
- All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
- You're so money
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
- Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
- You're all fuckin big mouse
- Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
- You're not a monk
- Three strikes you're out
- You're all Sheep
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
- You're missing it
- Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- You're evil
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- What happens if you're too nice?
- You're only half a bitch without the heels
- Now you're on the trolley
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
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