Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "worthless fucking punk that deserves to have his eyes poked out with the screwdriver he used to break in"

• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Out of his fucking mind
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• Finding out you have cancer
• The fire of God in his eyes
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• he is too shy to write his tale
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
• His eyes shine bright with cruelty and unnatural lust
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• How to have an out of body experience
• Stoned music memories
• he would have laughed
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• He flops over and bonks his head
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Let it out, break it down
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• His Eyes Are Closed
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• Using a command line
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I used to have a crush on you
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• He's been places they have not.
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• he would have cried
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• He weaves his words
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• He made a way to his anger
• he was a punk poet himself
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• How to break your neck and freak people out
• He just left his body
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• The Eye Poke Incident
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I wish I could open his eyes
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• His Eyes Are On The Sparrow
• The Hills Have Eyes
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• Type A blood
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• his mismatched flannel pajamas and brown eyes
• his eyes are colorless
• he has her eyes
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• For God's sake, just have another election
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I used to have so many dreams
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Prospero breaks his staff
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• You have your work cut out for you
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• i have to get out
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Don't Go Out the Door
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.

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